Ted Milligan: United!
Fri 10 Apr • 8pm • Full £15 Concs £14 • Comedy
‘Ted Milligan is a star’ Rolling Stone
Crubchester United Football Club are at rock bottom: relegated to the ignominy of non-league football. Now, purchased by a six-year old billionaire, can the club win promotion?
Join award-winning character comedian Ted Milligan for this live mockumentary following Crubchester’s fervent fans, oligarch owners and pitiful players.
Winner of the Leicester Square Sketch Off 2024.
Edinburgh Fringe 2025: Best Reviewed Shows British Comedy Guide.
★★★★★ ‘A Masterclass in character comedy’ Broadway World
★★★★ ‘An absolutely hilarious piece of imagination’ EdFringe Review
★★★★ ‘Very funny, I laughed a lot’ Guillem Balagué BBC Sport
★★★★ ‘Charming and very funny’ ThreeWeeks
★★★★ ‘Some of the hardest laughs I’ve had this year’ The QR
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