The Dreamer - Live

Wed 10 – Thu 11 Jul • 7.30pm • Sun 21 Jul • 7pm • Full £16 Concs £14 • Professional Theatre

A BRAND NEW MAGIC SHOW FOR 2024!

Get ready. The most exciting, brand new, enigmatic magic show from the magician most infamous for jamming the BBC switchboard after he correctly predicted the lottery.

Internationally acclaimed star of The Greatest Magician, James Phelan, returns from his unprecedented, complete sell out, 300 date theatre tour with a brand new show.

“A polished showman and raconteur. An unforgettable evening we can’t stop talking about” – The Standard

This dazzling, five star rated magic show will leave you aching with laughter and dizzy in disbelief.

Unlike anything you’ve seen before. Don’t miss it!

“One to watch in the world of magic” – The List

★★★★★ “Magic is in his bones. Disbelief, flabbergasted, stunned”Henley Herald

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types.

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Bar Tape

Sat 13 Jul • 8pm • Full £15 Concs £8 • Professional Theatre

Written by Harry Brewer
Presented by Rocket Box Theatre

Davidson, a young college student, lives with his granddad who has looked after him for the majority of his life after his parents disappeared, and encourages him to follow his dream: to compete in the Tour de France. He aspires to be one of the greats. His priorities are split between college, training for a cycling race that could land him a scholarship to study at university, his granddad’s deteriorating health, and Emily: a girl he becomes infatuated with. He becomes a rabbit in the headlights.

A story that explores the difficulties of growing up in a rural town, with no clear route to achieve the big dreams of youth.

Audience Praise:

“Now that’s how you tell a story”
“A Tour de Force”
“A production that never ran out of imagination”
“The most exciting and moving piece of theatre I have seen in recent years”.

Music composed by Robi Mitch
Lighting and visual design by Ross Hayward

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types. Telephone bookings incur an additional booking fee per transaction.

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Back To MooMoo

Thu 18 – Sat 20 Jul • 7.30pm & 2pm • Full £16.50 Concs £14.50 • Professional Theatre

Finding Gaffney Productions Presents…

When siblings Jessie and Dennie inherit their Mother’s pub, they must work out how to navigate a new normal together. Jessie, a dancer with Down Syndrome, believes her Mum has left behind a mission for her to do. Dennis, a musician, struggles to adjust to the new normal and when a man who claims to have known their mother enters the fray, the siblings’ relationship is truly put to the test…

‘Back to Moomoo’ tells the life-affirming & emotional story of a families journey to understanding each another, intertwined with moments of beautiful dance, and evocative live music.

Please email findinggaffneyproductions@gmail.com if you would like to contact us about the accessibility of the Rondo Theatre.

Show contains strong language 

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types. Telephone bookings incur an additional booking fee per transaction.

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Edinburgh Previews: Sophie Duker & Garrett Millerick

Wed 24 July • 7.30pm • Full £12 • Comedy

Sophie Duker

Duker’s in town to tell jokes, break hearts and marinate her new show. Not getting a ticket for this would be silly.

As seen on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown (Channel 4), 8 Out of 10 Cats (E4), Mock the Week (BBC2), Frankie Boyle’s New World Order (BBC2) and Jonathan Ross’ Comedy Club (ITV), and winning Taskmaster (Channel 4).

Garrett Millerick

The world’s angriest optimist returns for another bash at sorting out life’s inexplicable complications. After a year indoors mulling it over, he’s decided that Sports may hold the answers we need. It’s time to unite armchair critics everywhere with laughter. Stand up comedy for people who like to keep things simple.

As seen on: Conan, SiriusXM, 800 Pound Gorilla Records

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types. 

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Edinburgh Previews: Chloe Petts & Katie Norris

Thu 25 July • 7.30pm • Full £12 • Comedy

Chloe Petts: Work in Progress

Chloe Petts’ “inexhaustibly funny mind” (Diva Magazine) and “compelling presence” (Chortle) has established her as one of the most exciting new acts on the circuit.

Chloe is an alumna of the prestigious Pleasance Comedy Reserve, has been shortlisted for the BBC Comedy Award, was a finalist of Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year Awards 2017 and came runner-up in the Funny Women Awards 2017.

She was recently seen on ITV’s Jonathan Ross’s Comedy Club and Dave’s Hypothetical, has been heard on BBC Five Live’s Fighting Talk and has appeared on Channel 4’s Random Acts and BBC 3 Quickies. She regularly supports Ed Gamble on tour.

Katie Norris: Farm Fatale (Work in Progress)

A work-in-progress from Somerset’s finest spinster, BBC New Comedy Award semi-finalist 2023 and winner of the Musical Comedy Awards 2023.

“Her comic timing is as exquisite as her voice” Chortle

★★★★ “It calls to mind Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s Fleabag, there can be no bigger compliment” Telegraph

★★★★ “Flamboyantly silly” Guardian (as Norris and Parker)

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types.

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Little(*ish Women)

Fri 26 Jul • 8pm • Full £12 Concs £10 • Professional Theatre

Whimsico Presents…
Written by Lottie Dance 

When creating a play for Marmee’s birthday, the March sisters decide that the best story to tell is their own. After all, what could be more exciting than a very real and honest account of their grand adventures? While crafting their new masterpiece, Jo, Beth, Meg, Amy, and their neighbour Laurie, must navigate love, loss, art, and the ever so difficult task of agreeing with one’s sisters.

Exploring Louisa May Alcott’s seminal novel in a bold and contemporary new light, Little(*ish) Women is a fun and heartfelt celebration of sisterhood, stories, and what it means to be a woman.

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types. Telephone bookings incur an additional booking fee per transaction

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Edinburgh Previews: Sara Barron and Jonny Pelham

Sat 27 Jul • 3pm • Full £12 • Comedy

Sara Barron: Anything For You (work-in-progress)

Edinburgh Award nominee, Sara Barron (Would I Lie to You?; Live at the Apollo) has a new show that’s fierce, savage and other adjectives from RuPaul’s Drag Race. The clock is ticking, and the questions aren’t cute anymore: is it your fault you’re angry? Are you too old to blame your mum? And why is she angry? Can we get some grief pie? No one’s died, but we’re exhausted.

Do not sashay gentle into that good night.

★★★★★ “Deliciously dark, unapologetically filthy … a masterclass” The Herald

★★★★ “beautifully crafted” The Sunday Times

Jonny Pelham

The son of two therapists, Jonny has been in and out of therapy all his adult life. However, this year he’s quit.

In this candid and bitingly funny new show, Jonny looks at what it means to be diagnosed as ”neurodiverse”, what’s normal and how to find happiness in a world that’s falling apart.

As seen on Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week.

★★★★ The Guardian ★★★★ The Times ★★★★ The Telegraph

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Mark Thomas: Gaffa Tapes - Warm Up

Sat 27 Jul • 7.30pm • Full £15 Concs £10 • Comedy

Phil McIntyre Live ltd proudly presents:

Mark Thomas: Gaffa Tapes – Warm Up

Join Mark as he tries out material for his brand-new show.

Jokes, rants, politics, play and the occasional sing song.

If you don’t know what he does ask your parents.

In his time he has won awards (current total is now officially ‘f*ckloads’), forced a politician to resign, changed laws on tax and protest, become a Guinness Book of Records world record holder for number of protests in twenty-four hours, taken the police to court three times and won, walked the length of the Israeli Wall in the West Bank and generally mucked about trying to have fun and f*ck the right people off.

This show is more of the above.

“You’ll leave recommitted to the fight against this appalling authoritarian government, to keep that tradition alive.” Guardian 2021

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CAT The Play

Fri 13 Sep • 7:30pm • Full £14 Concs £12 • Professional Theatre

Enjoy the dark comedy tale of Dave the cat’s backstage journey after his shock dismissal minutes before the opening night of the original production of Cats.

CAT The Play has been a smash hit in the UK, Ireland and Germany, broken box office records on the London Fringe and sold out every run at the Edinburgh fringe! In 2017, CAT The Play made its West End debut at London’s Ambassador’s Theatre to critical and popular acclaim.

“An absolute riot! …I actually thought I was going to hyperventilate, just remembering it makes me laugh. It was so funny. Far too wonderful.” Elaine Paige (Musical Theatre Legend), BBC Radio 2

“An amazing piece of theatre!! ..that enthralled and fascinated, entertained and horrified in equal measure .. The pace is so intense that you get sucked in as the narrative pounds along; fooled by the entertaining stories, the anecdotes, the gags, the irreverent songs until there’s no escape.” Waterford News & Star

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George Lewis: The Best Thing You’ll Ever Do

Sat 14 Sep • 8pm • Full £14 • Comedy

Described as ‘the funniest dad on Instagram’, stand-up comedian George has racked up hundreds of millions of views for his hilarious online sketches about the big things in life, like owning an air fryer, watching a David Beckham documentary, and the excruciating experience of trying to do a jigsaw with your kid.

Now he’s bringing his brand new stand up show to the stage. It won’t just be about parenting though, because he has done loads this year. He’s bought a new hoover, watched some more stuff on Netflix… loads.

Between #makingmemories with his kids, George has also appeared on The Stand Up Sketch Show and Comedy Central Live, written a best selling book (Don’t Panic! All the stuff the expectant dad needs to know) and has supported Romesh Ranganathan, Tom Allen, Russell Kane and Josh Widdicombe on their national tours.

So, activate the parents’ WhatsApp groups, dump the kids with whoever is willing to have them, and join George for a brilliant night out.

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types. Telephone bookings incur an additional booking fee per transaction.

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