Harriet Kemsley: Floozy

Fri 30 Oct • 8pm • Admission £18 • Comedy

Harriet’s life has been in constant chaos for as long as she can remember. So what happens when things start to go right for the multi-award winning stand-up comedian?

Following her eye opening appearance on Last One Laughing UK, Harriet is back on tour with a new show about dating, mushrooms and how she’s trying her absolute best to be a bit of a floozy.

As seen and heard on Live at the Apollo, Would I Lie to You?, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and co-host of the wildly successful Single Ladies In Your Area podcast.

★★★★ ‘Extraordinarily talented’  Scotsman
★★★★ ‘Packs in high calibre jokes’ Guardian
★★★★ ‘A masterful hour’  Skinny
★★★★ ‘Effervescent’  EdFest Mag

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types.

The Rondo opens half an hour before the start of each show. Please ensure that you arrive before the advertised start time, as it may not be possible to admit late-comers.

The Rondo reserves the right to ask anyone displaying antisocial behaviour to leave the premises with no refund offered. We operate a policy of zero tolerance for Weapons and Controlled Drugs.

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Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs

Wed 4 Nov • 7.30pm • Admission £20 • Comedy

ABK is the crumbliest comedian in the game: a multi-award-winning stand-up comic and (occasionally) an internet sensation.

Come vagabonds, come mountebanks, come coney-catchers and cutpurses and meet the King of Crumbs!

As seen on Mock the Week and 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

★★★★★ ‘An absolute treasure trove’  Chortle

‘Either a genius or a very silly man’  Rolling Stone

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types.

The Rondo opens half an hour before the start of each show. Please ensure that you arrive before the advertised start time, as it may not be possible to admit late-comers.

The Rondo reserves the right to ask anyone displaying antisocial behaviour to leave the premises with no refund offered. We operate a policy of zero tolerance for Weapons and Controlled Drugs.

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Milo Edwards: Catamaran

Thu 5 Nov • 8pm • Admission £17.50 • Comedy

Should you know about your dad’s seduction techniques?

In 2025 Milo Edwards found a box of old letters in the back of his late Mother’s wardrobe.

Catamaran is a show about his parents and the letters they wrote and the 1980s, in which Milo asks what remains of a human life, what’s torn out, what happens if that life was surprisingly horny… and whatever happened to Jim Lock’s catamaran?

‘Edwards has quietly become one of the UK’s smartest, most vital stand-ups’  Chortle

‘A formidable stand up force’  British Comedy Guide

★★★★★ ‘Near perfect’  The Wee Review

★★★★★ ‘Milo Edwards’ comedy is a little like marmalade’  Broadway Baby

★★★★ ‘He must surely go onwards and upwards’  The Daily Telegraph

★★★★ ‘Dexterous delivery… with inch-perfect accuracy’  The List

Leicester Comedy Festival Best Show Nominee 2023 & 2024

Age guidance: 18+

Content Warnings: strong language

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types.

The Rondo opens half an hour before the start of each show. Please ensure that you arrive before the advertised start time, as it may not be possible to admit late-comers.

The Rondo reserves the right to ask anyone displaying antisocial behaviour to leave the premises with no refund offered. We operate a policy of zero tolerance for Weapons and Controlled Drugs.

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Paul Foot: The Future

Sat 7 Nov • 4pm & 8pm • Full £17 Concs £15 • Comedy

Pioneering alt-comedy hero and star of Cats Does Countdown Paul Foot is back on tour with a brand new stand-up show. Remember when people were excited for the future? With visions of jetpacks, friendly robots wheeling around, and solar-powered bidets. Well, we don’t have visions like that anymore, do we?

But the universe is not over. The light has not gone out. Here’s a candle in the dark. Contagious and whispering. And you can take it with you when you leave.

As seen on Would I Lie To You?, Never Mind the Buzzcocks and 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

Winner: (ISH) Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2026 – Best Show Co-Winn

★★★★★ ‘Funnier and more daring than I’ve ever seen him… [has] the audience laughing so hard they’re about to leave their bodies’  Chortle

★★★★★ ‘A brilliant show that will make you laugh like a drain…Foot has actually surpassed his own recent high standards’ Beyond The Joke

★★★★ ‘A stand-up set that leads us into the ineffable, and dares to leave us there’ Guardian

Presented by Plosive Live

Age recommendation: 14+
Running time: 120 mins approx (including interval)

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types.

The Rondo opens half an hour before the start of each show. Please ensure that you arrive before the advertised start time, as it may not be possible to admit late-comers.

The Rondo reserves the right to ask anyone displaying antisocial behaviour to leave the premises with no refund offered. We operate a policy of zero tolerance for Weapons and Controlled Drugs.

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Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You

Fri 20 Nov • 8pm • Admission £25 • Comedy

The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back!

Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants, and ridiculous stories — all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly, and
subversive humour.

As seen on Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times bestselling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 3⁄4.

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types.

The Rondo opens half an hour before the start of each show. Please ensure that you arrive before the advertised start time, as it may not be possible to admit late-comers.

The Rondo reserves the right to ask anyone displaying antisocial behaviour to leave the premises with no refund offered. We operate a policy of zero tolerance for Weapons and Controlled Drugs.

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Finlay Christie's New Super Special Secret Tour

Wed 2 Dec • 8pm • Full £18 Concs £15 • Comedy

Finlay Christie (Live at the Apollo, 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Have I Got News For You) humblebrags for an hour about his f*ckboy era and his new search for meaningful, authentic connection.

His past YouTube specials OK Zoomer and Aura Farmer have nearly a million views total online, which is really good.

‘The voice of a generation’ Chortle

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types.

The Rondo opens half an hour before the start of each show. Please ensure that you arrive before the advertised start time, as it may not be possible to admit late-comers.

The Rondo reserves the right to ask anyone displaying antisocial behaviour to leave the premises with no refund offered. We operate a policy of zero tolerance for Weapons and Controlled Drugs.

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Tony Vino: One Man Stand Up Variety Show

Thu 21 Jan • 8pm • Full £17 Concs £15 • Comedy

Get ready for a night of razor-sharp stand-up, quick-fire crowd interaction and laugh-out-loud storytelling with award-winning comedian Tony Vino. Touring the comedy circuit since 2005, Tony has built a reputation as one of the UK’s most naturally engaging live performers. Blending observational comedy with effortless improvisation, no two shows are ever the same. Warm, witty and brilliantly unpredictable, Tony’s friendly style has entertained audiences everywhere from comedy clubs and theatres to festivals, cruise ships, and international resorts.

A seasoned host and headline act, Tony has supported comedy favourites including Tim Vine, Daliso Chaponda, and Jimmy Cricket, while also appearing on TV and radio — including a memorable stint warming up audiences for Songs of Praise. Expect hilarious observations, spontaneous audience banter, and an evening packed with big laughs from a comedian at the very top of his game.

‘Tony Vino makes me laugh on and off stage. He’s always funny and has some of the same letters as my name’  Tim Vine

Age recommendation: 12+
Running time:
 105 mins approx (including interval)
Content warnings: 
strong language

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types.

The Rondo opens half an hour before the start of each show. Please ensure that you arrive before the advertised start time, as it may not be possible to admit late-comers.

The Rondo reserves the right to ask anyone displaying antisocial behaviour to leave the premises with no refund offered. We operate a policy of zero tolerance for Weapons and Controlled Drugs.

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Pauline Eyre: Anyone For Tennis?

Fri 5 Feb • 7.30pm • Admission £16 • Comedy

A Wimbledon line judge for 20 years, comedian Pauline Eyre is ready to spill the Pimms on tennis gossip from the fragrant royal box to the musty locker room, and why line judges are OUT! Expect smashing stories, ace anecdotes and a 40-love letter to the game. And there’s nobody to say ‘quiet please’.

She cannot be serious… can she?

Fresh from sold-out run at Edinburgh Fringe 2025. As featured in/on The Guardian, Sunday Post, The Times, The Guardian, Daily Mail, BBC5 Live, Radio Wimbledon, Der Spiegel, TVNZ, ABC Australia.

★★★★★ ‘Laughs aplenty…juicy locker room secrets.. .naughty line judge-yanarchy… motivational joy… Nice.’ Northwestend

★★★★ ‘What makes the hour land is the marriage of insider authority and properly honed comic timing. It’s not just a love letter to a game; it’s a blueprint for turning an obsession into a well-structured, laugh-out-loud show.’ One4Review

‘She’s warm, wonderfully funny and you’ll want to be her pal.’ Angela Barnes

‘10 out of 10.’ Giles Brandreth

Running time: 80 minutes (+interval)
Age recommendation:
 16+
Content warning: 
strong language

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types.

The Rondo opens half an hour before the start of each show. Please ensure that you arrive before the advertised start time, as it may not be possible to admit late-comers.

The Rondo reserves the right to ask anyone displaying antisocial behaviour to leave the premises with no refund offered. We operate a policy of zero tolerance for Weapons and Controlled Drugs.

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Andrew Bird: On Edge

Wed 10 & Thu 11 Feb • 8pm • Full £15 Concession £12 • Comedy

Andrew is always worried or stressed about something. From global events to finding free parking. From a wife hitting the perimenopause combined with two teenage kids, to hanging a wine-rack. How can he not be on edge ?

Back with a brand-new show after supporting Russell Howard on his national tour, Andrew has also recently supported Rhod Gilbert and Troy Hawke, as well as being voted Comic’s Comic-Best Act at The UK Comedy Awards 2023.

After being chosen as one of seven comedians to perform in front of Banksy at Dismal Land, Andrew went on to write the recent series of 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown. Previously, Andrew has supported Rob Brydon, America’s Brian Regan, Michelle Wolfe, and Michael McIntyre on his entire arena tour.

‘A brilliantly funny comedian’  Russell Howard
‘Funny as hell’  Rhod Gilbert
‘Birdie supported me on my arena tour and made me laugh every night. Truly an excellent
comedian’
  Michael McIntyre
‘Love it. Never stop, never change’  Troy Hawke

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types.

The Rondo opens half an hour before the start of each show. Please ensure that you arrive before the advertised start time, as it may not be possible to admit late-comers.

The Rondo reserves the right to ask anyone displaying antisocial behaviour to leave the premises with no refund offered. We operate a policy of zero tolerance for Weapons and Controlled Drugs.

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Red Richardson: Premium Economy

Sat 13 Feb • 8pm • Admission £23.50 • Comedy

Red Richardson is an internationally renowned stand up comedian, writer, and actor. His Stay Toxic videos and stand up clips have well over 250 million views on Instagram alone and subsequently his shows sell out theatres and comedy clubs across the globe.

In 2023 his stand up show The Best of Red Richardson sold out the Leicester Square Theatre in under 24 hours.

In 2024 Red embarked on his Bugatti Live tour, which he took to America and sold out the legendary Comedy Store in LA twice, with venues selling out months in advance and extra shows being added in every city of The UK and Ireland.

He sold out London’s iconic Shepherd’s Bush Empire and added Australian and New Zealand dates due to demand in what became a 90-date global sell out tour.

He is a regular performer at Ricky Gervais and Friends live stand up shows with comedian Ricky Gervais and appeared in numerous comedy sketches with Gervais for Ricky’s Dutch Barn vodka company.

He was picked by Deadline as one of the top twenty new comedians in the world to watch for 2026 and shortly after appeared on Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight show. Reds special Bugatti Live has been a smash hit on You Tube and is one of the biggest ever released by an English comic on the platform. He is about to embark on his second World Tour – The hotly anticipated Premium Economy Tour.

Please note that there is a theatre restoration levy of £1.50 per ticket. This levy applies to all transactions, whether made in person at our Box Office, by post or by phone, for all payment types.

The Rondo opens half an hour before the start of each show. Please ensure that you arrive before the advertised start time, as it may not be possible to admit late-comers.

The Rondo reserves the right to ask anyone displaying antisocial behaviour to leave the premises with no refund offered. We operate a policy of zero tolerance for Weapons and Controlled Drugs.

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