A Man Walks into a Bar...

Whilst trying on trousers in Burtons

Bill's bits could be glimpsed through the curtains

"No cause for alarm"

He said, "I'm Bill Smarme,

International entertainer from Twerton."

Bill Smarme & The Bizness kick-start the Bath Comedy Festival with their musical comedy; parodying country, rock 'n' roll, the great musicals, pub rock, and everything in between. The accent is firmly on entertainment and they will go to great lengths to make sure you have as good a time as they do!

“Constant hilarity... excellent musicians.” Philip Horton, Bath Chronicle