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Spring Season: April 2010

Bath Comedy Festival 1 -11 April 2010 Logo Bath Comedy Festival 1 -11 April 2010

It's not a joke! Following on from a phenomenal first year, the Bath Comedy Festival returns to celebrate the art of making  people laugh throughout the city.

The Bath Comedy Festival programme at The Rondo celebrates comedy in many forms - theatre, magic, cabaret, music, sketches and (of course) stand-up.

So come along, join in the fun - and have your fancy well and truly tickled!

Bill Smarme and The Bizness More Detail
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A Man Walks into a Bar...
A Man Walks into a Bar...: Production Image
Wed 31st March, Thu 1st April at 8:00pm

Whilst trying on trousers in Burtons

Bill's bits could be glimpsed through the curtains

"No cause for alarm"

He said, "I'm Bill Smarme,

International entertainer from Twerton."

 

Bill Smarme & The Bizness kick-start the Bath Comedy Festival with their musical comedy; parodying country, rock 'n' roll, the great musicals, pub rock, and everything in between. The accent is firmly on entertainment and they will go to great lengths to make sure you have as good a time as they do!

 

“Constant hilarity... excellent musicians.” Philip Horton, Bath Chronicle

 

Tickets: £10.00, Concessions £8.00 Comedy
Phil McIntyre Entertainment More Detail
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Pappy’s World Record Attempt: 200 Sketches in an Hour (plus bonus sketches and an interval)
Pappy’s World Record Attempt: 200 Sketches in an Hour (plus bonus sketches and an interval): Production Image Fri 2nd April at 8:00pm

Fresh from Channel 4 and a critically acclaimed, sell out run at the 2009 Edinburgh Festival, "the funniest sketch troupe on the Fringe" (The Scotsman) return to take the UK, and the record books, by storm.

Join them for a full night of sketches and songs and a chance to see them attempt the impossible.

200 sketches. 60 minutes. 1 World Record. Heroic attempt or spectacular folly? 

"Whether they succeed or not, they're hilarious." (Guardian)

 “Beneath the larking about there’s a painstakingly constructed hour of quick fire gags, recurring characters, and snappy songs. By the end of it, the crowd is as elated as the performers, and that’s saying something… 5 Stars” Independent on Sunday

 

Tickets: £10.00, Concessions £8.00 Comedy
Avalon Promotions More Detail
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Alex Horne- Wordwatching
Alex Horne- Wordwatching: Production Image
Sat 3rd April at 8:00pm

Chortle Award Winner and Perrier Award nominee Alex Horne tours his hugely successful 2008 comedy show Wordwatching.

 

The show charts Alex’s hilarious quest to get an invented word into the dictionary. After making considerable progress his verbal inventions have appeared on several grown up TV shows, in almost all of the national newspapers and page 2 of Eurofruit, the leading trade magazine for fresh produce buyers in Europe.

 

Wordwatching is a hi-tech joke-filled extravaganza tracking the highs and lows of this ambitious, ridiculous campaign.

 

Alex co-created, writes and co-hosts the new comedy quiz We Need Answers airing soon on BBC4 and is widely renowned among critics, comics and audiences as a thoughtful and original stand-up, writer and solo performer.

 

Tickets: £10.00, Concessions £8.00 Comedy
New King More Detail
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Mark Thomas: The Bath Manifesto Show
Mark Thomas: The Bath Manifesto Show: Production Image Tue 6th April at 8:00pm

 

For the past year comedian and activist Mark Thomas has been asking audiences for policies to make the world a better place. In this special Bath edition of Jim’ll Fix It meets Question Time, Mark will be putting your policies to representatives of the local political parties. More at www.markthomasinfo.com

 

Comedian and activist Mark Thomas has been asking audiences to come up with policies aimed at sorting out the country’s political chaos. Sick to death of bailing out bankers and subsidising MPs’ homes, the audience vote on the best policy of the night to be included in the People’s Manifesto.

From the inspiring to the downright hilarious, here are just a few examples.

All politicians will be forced to wear the names and logos of the companies who sponsor them or with whom they have financial links

Anyone who supports ID cards is banned from having curtains.

Create a maximum wage.

Police to wear "How can I help?" and "How am I policing? Phone 999" badges.

All product labels to state the age of the person who made the product and display a picture of the working conditions the product was made in.

On the voting card there should be a box that says "None of the above."

Anyone buying a second home in Somerset has to buy a house of equal value for someone who actually lives in Somerset.

Anyone found guilty of homophobic hate crime has to serve their sentence in drag.

CEOs convicted of fraud will be made to dress as pirates in whatever job they get in the future.

Tickets: £12.00, Concessions £10.00 Comedy
Martyn Smith More Detail
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Martyn Smith Gives You Awegasms
Martyn Smith Gives You Awegasms: Production Image
Wed 7th April at 8:00pm

Martyn Smith presents an astounding and jaw dropping comedy magic show. Hailed as “Harry Potter for adults!” (Falmouth Packet) and best described as a cross between Paul Daniels and Ricky Gervais, Martyn is a true virtuoso in his field. Make sure you are an eyewitness to innovative and hilarious magic by this talented rising star, which really has to be seen to be believed, and even then you may not believe it!

 

Tickets: £10.00, Concessions £8.00 Comedy
Trifle Gathering Productions More Detail
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Charity Shop Cabaret
Charity Shop Cabaret: Production Image Thu 8th April at 8:00pm

Trifle Gathering presents their hilarious tour through the magical world of the charity shop.

Elspeth Garter and her two peculiar volunteers deliver a boisterous pot-pourri of pure entertainment, using physical theatre, quirky dance routines and original comedy writing. Enter a world of bizarre bingo, tea ceremonies and saucy secret love affairs.

Trifle Gathering Productions are leading exponents of delirious wit. With writer Nick Whitby (Smack the Pony, C4), they bring unique cabaret to audiences across the UK.

 

Tickets: £10.00, Concessions £8.00 Comedy
Creative Cow More Detail
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Dumb Show
Dumb Show: Production Image
Joe Penhall
Fri 9th April at 8:00pm

Barry, a hapless TV comic, hopes to laugh all the way to the bank when he's courted by financial executives promising fat fees and the five star treatment that he deserves. Instead, Barry is urged to give a candid account of his life and views. The personality that emerges is the least of the surprises in the tense game power and manipulation that ensues.

Dumb Show tackles two big questions in today's society. How far will people go to destroy a celebrity? And what is Privacy when the whole world knows who you are? Joe Penhall meets these questions head on in this explosive dark comedy. Written in 2004, Dumb Show won audiences and critics over when it debuted at the Royal Court in London.

Tickets: £10.00, Concessions £8.00 Comedy
Richard Digence More Detail
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Richard Digence: Production Image Sat 10th April at 8:00pm

 

Richard is one of Britain's favourite performers.  His TV specials for ITV ran for a record 11 years and saw him play guitar with Brian May and Status Quo, amongst many others.
Join him for an evening of brilliant self-penned comic songs introduced with panache, style and outrageous humour. Richard is an evergreen performer who appeals to all ages. He has appeared to an audience of 8 in The Falklands, half a million at Knebworth Festival and done thousands of shows in between, as well as occasionally finding 9 letter words on Countdown.
Richard achieved a BAFTA Nomination for TV Entertainer Of The Year in the late 1980s and in 2003 received the Gold Award from The British Academy of Composers and Songwriters for his services to live music.
 
Tickets: £12.00, Concessions £10.00 Comedy
Iestyn Edwards More Detail
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Madame Galina: My Tutu’s Gone AWOL
Madame Galina: My Tutu’s Gone AWOL: Production Image
Sat 17th April at 8:00pm

Iestyn Edwards presents a true to life account of touring outlying military bases in Iraq and Afghanistan in the inimitable guise of Madame Galina. Find out how Iestyn dodged rockets and some serious square-bashing from RSM ‘Tina’ Turner, why a Royal Marines Commando ordered him to sit on the naughty tank and how he won a coveted ‘Hoofing’ award in Camp Bastion.

 
“Surely the love-child of Pavlova and Captain Mainwaring.” Liverpool Post
 

“Hilarious... Go Tutu Boy. You rock!” Joanna Lumley

Tickets: £10.00, Concessions £8.00 Comedy
Bath Drama More Detail
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Ring Round the Moon
Ring Round the Moon: Production Image Jean Anouilh
Wed 21st April to Sat 24th April at 7:30pm

In a French Chateau in 1910 the amoral Hugo, identical twin to his brother Frederic is “scheming a scheme” that will change the lives of all concerned for ever. Brilliantly witty dialogue from Christopher Fry, great characters, gorgeous frocks and fireworks... this is an evening guaranteed to go with a bang! Originally starring Paul Scofield and Clair Bloom, the theme of this play is as relevant today as when it was first produced.

Tickets: £9.00, Concessions £7.00 Community
Jon Briley at Best Medicine Management More Detail
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Eric’s Tales of the Sea
Eric’s Tales of the Sea: Production Image
Thu 29th April at 8:00pm

Former submariner Eric has taken the Edinburgh Fringe by storm for the last two years. Now, he brings his acclaimed one-man show to The Rondo as part of a national tour. 

With the aid of astonishing visuals, Eric gives you an insider's view of the mysterious world beneath the waves in a nuclear submarine, and transports you to an underwater existence where edgy camaraderie, black humour, death and destruction are the closest of bedfellows! 
 
"A store of charm as deep as the ocean itself, and some of the best stories you'll hear this year." The Guardian
Tickets: £10.00, Concessions £8.00 Story Telling
Blossom Tree Productions More Detail
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Never Any Fruit
Never Any Fruit: Production Image Fri 30th April, Sat 1st May at 8:00pm

When a cruel twist of fate left colourful (and occasionally foul-mouthed) Isla Rose trapped between life and death, all she needed was a friend. Then along came Jack, a brilliant mathematician who wants more than anything to be normal.

 
This quirky new play questions love, chance and the intricate workings of a thing we call ‘life’. Boy meets girl but definitely not a love story.
 
Tickets: £10.00, Concessions £8.00 Professional

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